We can debate all day long about whether or not Maxim’s “Unsexiest” list was okay or not, but there’s one list that’s beyond argument: Maxim’s “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” list. Now to be fair, it contains 16 people on it, so no doubt, there will be a few you’ll disagree about, and a couple you’ll whole-heartedly defend. But let’s be honest, the distinguished editors at Maxim are a highly professional, ethical bunch, not likely to toss people in here and there on a whim. I’m sure they had a rigorous visual screening process and some type of voting committee. With that said, here’s a few highlights of the “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” – and what they probably smell like.

Some people just look like they release an unpleasantly pungent aroma. And when we say some people, we mean these people.

15. Flavor Flav
Probably smells like: Colt 45, crack smoke, the collective vaginas of the women from Flavor of Love, Brigitte Nielsen´s penis

13. Louie Anderson
Probably smells like: The fryer at the McDowell´s on Queens Boulevard, exposed gums, the set of Family Feud, failure

9. Amy Winehouse
Probably smells like: Pomade, high-heel blisters, some sort of cheese, Chewbacca

5. Cisco Adler
Probably smells like: Cheez Whiz, elephantiasis balls, elephantiasis balls´ sweat, doody

3. Nick Nolte
Probably smells like: Grain alcohol, GBH, pit stains, pissed pants, bad decisions

1. Andy Rooney
Probably smells like: Sex

[From Maxim]

Bravo, Maxim. Making fun of Cisco Adler’s cantaloupe-sized balls? Not that hard. Saying that bad decisions may actually have a smell? Awesomeness.